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Peter. Serafinowicz. Questions. Answers.

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APRIL 17, 2011. ‘FOOD’

Which is the worst food group?
The Black-Eyed Peas.

What is ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’?
Butter.

Why do pandas not enjoy regular intercourse?
Maybe you’re not doing it right?

Why do gypsies get such a bad rap?
Because they’re not very eloquent.

What’s an anteater’s least favorite food?
Anti-ants.

What is the secret ingredient in KFC food?
McDonald’s.

What do you all call english muffins in England?
Super-English Muffins.

Why do Coco Pops turn the milk brown?
Because they have diarrhea :(

Why don’t we eat penguins?
Okay!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Sliced yeast.

Why are oysters considered an aphrodisiac?
Because they look like little cunts.

Why are cucumbers shaped like they are?
Because they think gardeners are sexy.

How do you prepare chicken livers?
You say “I think you’d better sit down.”

Is there crack in Krispy Kreme doughnuts too?
No, but there are donut crumbs in your crack :/

Why do condoms have flavours?
Because vaginas have tongues too..!

Why don’t we eat turkey eggs?
Okay, but I am getting a little full…

Why is pasta called “pasta”?
Because it was made in the past.

What’s the secret ingredient in the Big Mac?
Clown cum.

Which are bigger, chicken or turkey breasts?
Oh I don’t care… *masturbates*

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